In case you missed last week, everyone now knows that Kate is Trey's
mother, this happened after a pretty emotional segment between Kate
and Trey in which Kate realizes he is her son, spawning an emergence
of Connie, who then laced into the poor fella. She even went as far
as telling him she wanted an abortion...I actually felt bad for the
little guy. Kate rips off his initialed necklace, which is later
found by Sonny. While people like Maxie, who is planning her wedding,
suspect something is wrong with Kate/Connie, Connie is doing a good
job at hiding she's back.
Sam and Jason aren't doing very
well...especially after Sam walked in on Jason and that blasted
Elizabeth Webber kissing!...Jason later rejected Elizabeth but the
damage was done and Sam signed the divorce papers.
This week being Jason and Sam's
anniversary, they run into each other at the Chinese restaurant where
it all happened. Of course, the owner insists on cooking them an
anniversary feast. Sam and Jason try to get out of it but seeing as
how the Chinese grandmother is terminally ill, it would be rude not
to...Soap opera etiquette, ever heard of it?! And so...as they all
remember and reminisce and stare into each others eyes and even share
a kiss, I cry over my chai latte. Jason then sees the divorce papers
in Sams hand, and gets called away by Spinelli.
Meanwhile Spinelli and Mcbain are
getting closer and closer do finding Sam's baby, they have even
tracked it to Landview, where the insane Heather Webber is
babysitting for Tea Delgado! Mcbain shows up in Landview, visits Tea
and even manages to get an oral swab from the baby while nobody is
looking! Mcbain gets back to Port Charles and hands Jason the
swab....and he runs straight to Elizabeth to help him. BIG FUCKING
MISTAKE!!! will she do the right thing?...nope, she didn't! Sam's DNA
doesn't match the baby's
Christina informs Sonny and Alexis
that she and Trey have no intention of getting an annulment. Trey
then walks in and professes his genuine love for her. Can I just say,
I love the dynamic between Sonny and Alexis. I think they're
hilarious and have great chemistry!
Johnny threatens Todd, Todd
threatens Johnny, Connie threatens both of them, Todd double crosses
Johnny.
Meanwhile...Patrick is getting
ready for his date with that bitchy new MD, Brit the vegetarian, as
the cute nurse Sabrina shows up to babysit Emma...who gets more
adorable everyday, even though she's being quite belligerent with
Sabrina!
We see right off the bat just how
jealous and crazy Brit is when she answers Patricks phone while he's
not at the table, and hangs up on Sabrina. I for one already can't
stand her, which is probably the goal, so they're doing a good job of
that! Thankfully, she calls him a second time and Patrick runs home
to be with his daughter.
The next day Brit walks in on Dr. Drake
telling Sabrina what a great job she did with Emma, and obviously has
to stick her nose in..it works because Patrick asks her out again and
Sabrina asks Patrick to babysit again...Dr. bitch is not happy about
that and shows her true colors once Patrick leaves the room...as
usual.
Jacks and Carly sign divorce
papers..bitter sweetly
Party time!!!!! Kate's
bachelorette party is in full force! Poor poor Maxie...she worked so hard
and can't do anything right, where are the strippers?? All the who's
who of the Port Charles ladies are at the Floating Rib to celebrate
including Elizabeth who keeps eyeball fucking poor Sam...I'm really
starting to dislike her but i guess turning her into a villain was
inevitable. They do all kinds of shots and get shit faced, everyone
notices that “Kate” is acting very unlike herself....and she
wants a stripper! Lulu decides Milo is the perfect man for the job
;)...Magic Milo, that is! After a little coaching from Lulu, he
starts to get the hang of it.
The ladies douse him with beer and
stick singles down his pants, Kate/Connie even licks whipped cream
off his chest....honestly it looked fun as hell and Milo looked
pretty hot! ...aaaaand then Connie had to go and ruin it. She follows
a naked Milo into the back and tries to jump his bones...Olivia
catches her in the act but Connie convinces her its another hallucination. Milo runs away.
Meanwhile Elizabeth very loudly
explains to Lulu how Jason kissed her and shes the one that stopped
him, which is a big fat lie. As intended by Elizabeth, Sam hears
everything....I really hope good ol' Liz gets whats coming to her,
namely, a punch in the teeth!
Finally, Kate is so happy with the job
Maxie did that she re hires her at Crimson. Elated, Maxie decides she
is going to see Spinelli.
Meanwhile at Sonny's bachelor
party, no fun is being had by anybody. What a bunch of geeks! They
all decide to play poker and talk about their feeeeeelings...seriously?! Trey shows up to join in the fun. Sonny
takes Trey into the back room, shows him the necklace and tells him
he knows Scully is his father. Sonny then threatens Trey to leave
Christina.
Spinelli tries to convince Jason that
even though the DNA sample came back negative, he still believes Sam's
baby is alive. To prove it he calls over his laboratory love interest
who he seems pretty into..she even talks like him.
Max tells Milo to keep the Kate incident from Sonny, if he wants to live, and Sonny shows up at the floating rib
after all the girls have left. He walks through the bar, studying the
decor in awe. I think Sonny is realizing that Kate would never choose
a zebra print theme...this is classic Connie.
So much is happening lately on GH,
every episode is full of twists and action. Love the new writing!
Until next week, Port Charles.
Sara :p