Saturday 29 September 2012

Strippers, Divorces and Psychos, Oh my!



    In case you missed last week, everyone now knows that Kate is Trey's mother, this happened after a pretty emotional segment between Kate and Trey in which Kate realizes he is her son, spawning an emergence of Connie, who then laced into the poor fella. She even went as far as telling him she wanted an abortion...I actually felt bad for the little guy. Kate rips off his initialed necklace, which is later found by Sonny. While people like Maxie, who is planning her wedding, suspect something is wrong with Kate/Connie, Connie is doing a good job at hiding she's back.
Sam and Jason aren't doing very well...especially after Sam walked in on Jason and that blasted Elizabeth Webber kissing!...Jason later rejected Elizabeth but the damage was done and Sam signed the divorce papers.

      This week being Jason and Sam's anniversary, they run into each other at the Chinese restaurant where it all happened. Of course, the owner insists on cooking them an anniversary feast. Sam and Jason try to get out of it but seeing as how the Chinese grandmother is terminally ill, it would be rude not to...Soap opera etiquette, ever heard of it?! And so...as they all remember and reminisce and stare into each others eyes and even share a kiss, I cry over my chai latte. Jason then sees the divorce papers in Sams hand, and gets called away by Spinelli.
Meanwhile Spinelli and Mcbain are getting closer and closer do finding Sam's baby, they have even tracked it to Landview, where the insane Heather Webber is babysitting for Tea Delgado! Mcbain shows up in Landview, visits Tea and even manages to get an oral swab from the baby while nobody is looking! Mcbain gets back to Port Charles and hands Jason the swab....and he runs straight to Elizabeth to help him. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!!! will she do the right thing?...nope, she didn't! Sam's DNA doesn't match the baby's

      Christina informs Sonny and Alexis that she and Trey have no intention of getting an annulment. Trey then walks in and professes his genuine love for her. Can I just say, I love the dynamic between Sonny and Alexis. I think they're hilarious and have great chemistry!

      Johnny threatens Todd, Todd threatens Johnny, Connie threatens both of them, Todd double crosses Johnny.

      Meanwhile...Patrick is getting ready for his date with that bitchy new MD, Brit the vegetarian, as the cute nurse Sabrina shows up to babysit Emma...who gets more adorable everyday, even though she's being quite belligerent with Sabrina!
We see right off the bat just how jealous and crazy Brit is when she answers Patricks phone while he's not at the table, and hangs up on Sabrina. I for one already can't stand her, which is probably the goal, so they're doing a good job of that! Thankfully, she calls him a second time and Patrick runs home to be with his daughter.
The next day Brit walks in on Dr. Drake telling Sabrina what a great job she did with Emma, and obviously has to stick her nose in..it works because Patrick asks her out again and Sabrina asks Patrick to babysit again...Dr. bitch is not happy about that and shows her true colors once Patrick leaves the room...as usual.

Jacks and Carly sign divorce papers..bitter sweetly


      Party time!!!!! Kate's bachelorette party is in full force! Poor poor Maxie...she worked so hard and can't do anything right, where are the strippers?? All the who's who of the Port Charles ladies are at the Floating Rib to celebrate including Elizabeth who keeps eyeball fucking poor Sam...I'm really starting to dislike her but i guess turning her into a villain was inevitable. They do all kinds of shots and get shit faced, everyone notices that “Kate” is acting very unlike herself....and she wants a stripper! Lulu decides Milo is the perfect man for the job ;)...Magic Milo, that is! After a little coaching from Lulu, he starts to get the hang of it.
The ladies douse him with beer and stick singles down his pants, Kate/Connie even licks whipped cream off his chest....honestly it looked fun as hell and Milo looked pretty hot! ...aaaaand then Connie had to go and ruin it. She follows a naked Milo into the back and tries to jump his bones...Olivia catches her in the act but Connie convinces her its another hallucination. Milo runs away.
Meanwhile Elizabeth very loudly explains to Lulu how Jason kissed her and shes the one that stopped him, which is a big fat lie. As intended by Elizabeth, Sam hears everything....I really hope good ol' Liz gets whats coming to her, namely, a punch in the teeth!
Finally, Kate is so happy with the job Maxie did that she re hires her at Crimson. Elated, Maxie decides she is going to see Spinelli.

      Meanwhile at Sonny's bachelor party, no fun is being had by anybody. What a bunch of geeks! They all decide to play poker and talk about their feeeeeelings...seriously?! Trey shows up to join in the fun. Sonny takes Trey into the back room, shows him the necklace and tells him he knows Scully is his father. Sonny then threatens Trey to leave Christina.
Spinelli tries to convince Jason that even though the DNA sample came back negative, he still believes Sam's baby is alive. To prove it he calls over his laboratory love interest who he seems pretty into..she even talks like him.
Max tells Milo to keep the Kate incident from Sonny, if he wants to live, and Sonny shows up at the floating rib after all the girls have left. He walks through the bar, studying the decor in awe. I think Sonny is realizing that Kate would never choose a zebra print theme...this is classic Connie.

      So much is happening lately on GH, every episode is full of twists and action. Love the new writing! Until next week, Port Charles.

Sara :p

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